So I'm currently on tour in Taiwan and the tour includes stays in 5 star hotels. The first night, we're in the Sun Moon Lake area in Fleur de Chine Hotel. The rooms are swank as and the toilet has a bidet.
So I try it out it's weird. Direct jets of water on your bunghole is just weird. But the engineer in me decided it was time to test this thing out, so I then proceeded to sit in a different position on the toilet seat and start it up again. Sure enough, it fired directly where it needed to.
So, engineers have developed a way to accurately find your bunghole whichever way you're sitting on the can. Wonder how they describe their jobs to strangers hahahaha.
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A blog about things on my mind (but not emo style). I am not a photographer, writer or web designer, so don't expect brilliance in those areas.
Also, I make no apologies for any profanities in this blog...
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- lordsnipe
- Male in his 30s living in the most isolated city in the world. Probably thinks about food too much but as the motto goes: "You only live once". Prefers cheaper, more authentic places rather than the wank factor.
1 comment:
Aunt wet the back of her shirt. Haha!!!!
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