Wannabe Hero

CB and I were walking to the shops this morning when a wannabe hero in a blue Commodore V8 ute decided to do a burnout whilst turning out of a street. He failed on a couple of counts:

1) His ute was that shitty that his LSD was stuffed and only did a burnout with one wheel. Single pegger burnouts = no respect.
2) He lost control and hit something. By then he had disappeared around the corner so couldn't see if he actually hit something or he mounted the curb and it was his car that made the crunch noise. I hope he's smashed a sideskirt, buckled a wheel and bent some suspension.

Too bad we weren't closer at the time cos I would've taken his rego and reported him. I am all for performance and modified cars but dicks like these tarnish the reputation of the majority who behave themselves.